380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Chocolate Skulls

Satisfy your eccentric cravings with these tasty Chocolate Skulls. Each Skull weighs around 2.5 kilos and comes in 3 different flavors white, dark an…

Evil Hot Gummi Bears

So the story behind these Evil Hot Gummi Bears is that the crafty forefathers of these little dudes made a bargain the devil, understandable since com…

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

As far as lawn ornaments go, garden gnomes are pretty much the most popular. It has come to the point where all the fame has gone to their heads and t…

Angry Little Scarface Garden Gnome

Don’t leave your lawn unprotected from imaginary creatures such as invading dwarves, pink flamingos, or even elves. Get the Angry Little Scarface Ga…

Skeleton Flash Drive

Say goodbye to those boring rectangular flash drives because the Skeleton Flash Drive is here to guard all of your precious files. This cute little sk…

Killer Magnets

Say goodbye to those boring old fridge magnets that people tend to ignore after a few days. Because these Killer Magnets will attract people’s atten…

Masei Matt Black 3D Skull Helmet

Even if you have the baddest looking bike in the region, it’s nothing if you’re still wearing a lame-looking helmet. People are only going to see a d…

Ninja Star Coat Hook

Learn from the subtle ways of ninja interior design and use your Japanese shurikens as Ninja Star Coat Hooks. No one is gonna mess with you when they …

Beard Beer Can Koozie

Drinking beer in cans is already seen as a very manly activity. So what do you do if you want to show that you’re manlier than the other men? You us…

Supreme Products Pocket Chainsaw

If you’re the outdoorsy type of person, you’ll frequently encounter situations that require a chainsaw. The Pocket Chainsaw solves this predicamen…

Stirling Warwolf Trebuchet

Build your very own personal medieval siege weapon! The Stirling Warwolf Trebuchet is a historically accurate sized down version of the real thing, k…

Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Do you want to instantly grow a beard, fart lightning bolts and emit an endless aura of manliness? Go ahead and use the Das Horn Drinking Vessel! Lege…

Beard Book

The Beard Book is not just the perfect gift for any man, it is the epitome of manliness facial hair captured in a cool photograph art book. Get a glim…