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Mr. Gugu & Miss Go Grizzly Bear Underwear
Update: Mr. Gugu & Miss Go has discontinued this product.
Show them what it really means to be a Sexy Beast.
Do you compare your manhood to a furry and ferocious animal? If you do, then great, the Grizzly Bear Underwear is just for you! These boxer briefs have a growling grizzly bear, with its mouth wide open and teeth bared, printed at the front and back side of your nether regions. On top of that, it’s hand-crafted entirely of polyester by Polish seamstresses, ensuring warmth and comfort for everything down there. It’s also got an elastic waistband that gives it a tight fit to stop you from embarrassing yourself when you have nothing but these on. After all, when you have a pair of boxers as impressive as these, the last thing you probably want to do is put some pants on.
$31 – $40
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It’s a pair of grizzly bear boxer briefs
It’s not unusual to be afraid of bear attacks. They’re big, strong, omnivorous, mammals that can be very aggressive when threatened. And when that happens, you’re going to be running from or fighting against, whichever one you choose, one of nature’s most fearsome predators.
That’s why it seemed only natural for the Grizzly Bear Underwear to have the animal emblazoned on it, letting your inner manhood feel the strength and ferocity of a true beast.
So ditch the tighty-whities and wear a pair of undies that is sure to make your female partner or whoever else catches sight of it surprised, scared, and impressed all at the same time.
Awesome product features
- Ravaging high-quality print: There’s nothing more frightening or awe-inspiring than seeing a beastly predator of the forest printed on your boxer briefs. From its thick, furry body to its “I’m going to eat” you growl, everything about the print on the Grizzly Bear Underwear screams manly.
- Flexible grizzly fit: Aside being available in three sizes: small (W 28-30″ L 11″), medium (W 32-34″ L 11″) and large (W 36-38″ L 11″), it’s got an elastic waistband that stretches to fit tightly and securely around any waist size. With this on, you can feel brave and proud wearing nothing but your underpants, knowing that it’s never going to fall and compromise your dignity.
- Sleeping bear like coziness: These boxer briefs are soft, moisture-wicking, and odor-resistant, being made entirely of polyester. Now, your privates can feel the comfort of a hibernating grizzly bear.
Who will appreciate this as a gift
What better way to surprise your female partners or friends than with a snarling grizzly bear printed on your boxers?
The Grizzly Bear Underwear is the perfect gift for men with a wild side, if you know what we mean. It’s definitely going to give them and their partners in bed a good laugh. It’s also suitable for people who love being in their underwear. Seriously, how can someone go back to their old soon to be recycled undies when they’ve tried this on?
Because you need to know
Does it have a flap?
If you’re thinking of letting your you-know pop out of the grizzly bear’s mouth, then, no. Besides, do you really want to put a thought that cringe-worthy and disturbing in your female partner’s head? We thought so.
Can females wear it too?
For women who think they can be comfortable in boxer briefs and it fits for them, then, yes. Nothing about it explicitly says that it’s just for men.
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