Supreme Products Pocket Chainsaw

Update: ThinkGeek no longer sells this product but it is still available at supremeprod.com.

Easily carry your chainsaw in your pocket!

If you’re the outdoorsy type of person, you’ll frequently encounter situations that require a chainsaw. The Pocket Chainsaw solves this predicament, as this tool is not a novelty toy but an actual cutting tool made of high strength, heat-treated steel with 124 bi-directional teeth. It’s safe enough to keep in your pocket when folded, but has the ability to cut a 3” diameter limb within 10 seconds.
$26 – $30
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