BackJoy SitSmart Posture Plus
Commuting to work only to spend the rest of the day sitting in front of a computer means that majority of people these days are prone to back problems…
Thinkgeek Half-Life HeadCrab Hat
Update: ThinkGeek no longer sells this product but a similar item is available at Valve Store.
Headcrab! Quickly, grab a crowbar!
Watch your head! The Half-Life HeadCrab Hat is here to leap onto your face and stick its nasty claws on your brains. This plush hat is made to resemble the parasitic, crab-like, alien organism from the highly-acclaimed game series. It looks oddly cute and ready to cuddle, but, beware, it’s got four claws that rest on your head and grisly teeth that can eat you up. It’s made entirely from polyester, making it just as comfortable as it is fashionable. What’s more is that it has adjustable Velcro straps, allowing it to fit…or turn just about any head into a mindless zombie.
$21 – $25
Previous
Next
It’s a Half Life head crab cap costume
Headcrabs, as they’re commonly called, are parasitic alien creatures from the Xen dimension featured in the long-running series of Half-Life games. They leap onto potential hosts’ heads, break into their skulls with their beaks, and take control of them.
This Half-Life HeadCrab Hat is an accessory designed to make it look like the so-called alien creature has latched on to your head and taken over your body, which can spice up your cosplay attires or simply protect you from the sun on a hot day.
It’s fashionable, comfortable, and detailed. The only catch is it could convert you to a zombie. Not scary at all, right?
Awesome product features
- Game-realistic printed texture details: The Half-Life HeadCrab Hat looks so detailed you’d be forgiven to think that it’s the exact creature from the game jumping out of your computer screen. It’s the ultimate piece to go on the shelf of a collector or to complete Half-Life-inspired cosplay costumes.
- Otherworldly comfort: It’s not only fashionable but also fits snug on your head being made entirely of high-quality polyester. This alien headwear is not sacrificing your comfort while it takes over your motor functions as it transforms you into a zombie.
- Adjustable head grip: This plush headwear fits most, if not all, sizes of heads. It has an adjustable Velcro strap at the back that you can use to loosen or tighten your fit. Just be warned that once it’s on, it begins breaking into your skull.
Who will appreciate this as a gift
Surely, no one wants to become a host for a parasitic alien. But a lot of people want to celebrate the Half-Life saga in any way they can while they lose their wits about the mythical sequel that’s seemingly never coming.
The Half-Life HeadCrab is the perfect display piece for any fan of the games from Valve. It’s also great for cosplayers who want to take their costumes to the next level. This headcrab headwear is going to turn some heads and make people think the recipient is a mind-controlled host after series protagonist, Gordon Freeman.
Because you need to know
Is this an officially-licensed item?
Yes, the Half-Life HeadCrab Hat is an officially-licensed collectible from Valve Corporation, the same company behind the game.
Will it turn me into a zombie?
It definitely will. Be warned, these so-called hats are sourced from Xen and shipped to shady warehouses before they’re delivered to your homes. We wish we were kidding, but we suggest keeping a Gravity Gun handy when you receive your package. We don’t want to be responsible for anyone turning into brain-dead creatures.
More Cool Things to Buy!
The Tiki Shop Easter Island Planter
Easter Island is one of the most mysterious and captivating locations on earth and if you’re in love with its moai statues, why not bring one home? …
Thinkgeek Star Wars Geeki Tikis
Tiki statues are considered as mystical and holy in nature, just like the force that the Jedi believes in. If you’re a Star Wars geek, you can drink…
Clover Power Stone USB Flash Drive
USB flash drives are no longer just meant for storing files, they are also considered as fashionable accessories now. So if you don’t want to be stu…
Sparkly Pony Insta-Luck Four Leaf Clover In A Bottle
There are 1 in 10,000 odds of finding your own four leaf clover. But with Insta-Luck Four Leaf Clover In A Bottle your chances are guaranteed! Known t…
Canela de Plata Nepal Style Statement Necklace
Be a show stopper in any outfit with the Canela de Plata Nepal Style Statement Necklace. This stylish handmade necklace is made in the style of the In…
Chocolate Weapons Solid Milk Chocolate 1911 Handgun
If you have a responsible gun owner friend, the chocolate weapons solid milk chocolate 1911 handgun is the best gift you can give. This sweet treat is…
BioToy SplashLight Bioluminescent Water Blaster
If you thought that water fights were only for daytime hours, you’d be wrong. BioToy SplashLight Bioluminescent Water Blaster is the first ever biol…
Micro Planter Chess Set
This is truly a unique item that will get you all kinds of attention at the chess club. Or the garden club. Because the Micro Planter Chess Set is no…
Uncle Milton Lightshow DJ
You can influence the ambience and mood of any room using lighting or music, but if you want the most efficient way, you can use both of them at the s…
LuminAID Solar Inflatable Light
You will never ever be scared of the dark when you always carry a LuminAID Solar Inflatable Light in your pocket. This bag of light is a good addition…
MechMadnessDesigns License Plate-Armor
This body armor says your number is up. When you are getting ready for your next Fight Club moment, strap MechMadnessDesigns License Plate-Armor aroun…