380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Dancing Skull Ring

What do you give your exotic grave loving lady to express your undying love for her? Nothing says I love you more than the Dancing Skull Ring. She wi…

1946 Willys CJ2A Jeep Zombie Hunter

You have to be ready when the shit hits the fan! Now is the time to throw away that glittery pink bike Nana gave you and exchange it for a cool CJ2A …

Rungu Juggernaut Trike

There are times in life when you have to step it up a notch. Times when a mere common two wheeled bike is not enough. Times when you need to use the …

Nexersys PRO Boxing

Are you the chosen one? That wasn’t a question. It is a challenge that you can overcome with the help of the Nexersys PRO Boxing. Achieve lightning f…

Bang! Gun Lamp by Bitplay

The Bang! Gun Lamp by Bitplay makes sure you feel like a bad-ass when you go to bed. Everybody knows there is no better way to end your day than a dr…

I’m Fine Shirt

There’s nothing to worry about it’s only blood, happens all the time. Keep everyone guessing if you can still make it or not with the I’m Fine Shirt. …

Edible English Garden Worm Gin

Most social and heavy drinkers already heard about the iconic worm gin. But how many have actually tasted one? Now, you can get the chance to try it o…

Edible Scorpion Vodka

Some drinks are there just to quench your thirst then there are drinks just to help you swallow your food and there is Scorpion Vodka. Oh Mother Russi…

Bad Parking Card

There are just so many unruly drivers that you will encounter during the course of your parking days that you’re justified if you try to ruin theirs…

The Gotham Golfcart

We know the first question everyone asks when buying their first golf cart – “Does it come in black?” (better if said in a creepy raspy voice). And y…

Harebrained Funny Period Panties

There are those days when you just don’t want tell anyone about it. But how would he know? Men can sometimes be dull when it comes to these things. Gi…