Edible Scorpion Vodka

Add a little sting to your drink.

Some drinks are there just to quench your thirst then there are drinks just to help you swallow your food and there is Scorpion Vodka. Oh Mother Russia has never been so proud! Go ahead gather your friends and have a taste of real vodka, finish up the bottle and eat that scorpion like the great Tsars of old.
$26 – $30
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