Bad Parking Card

Because some people really need to learn how to park.

There are just so many unruly drivers that you will encounter during the course of your parking days that you’re justified if you try to ruin theirs too from time to time. But if you have to do it, do it with class and professionalism. Pull out a Bad Parking Card and give it to them, or leave it where they are likely to find it. The card comes with a biting insult that’s been tested to anger people no matter what kind of vehicle they have.
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