380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Slidebelts Survival Belt

Buckle up using the Survival Belt on your next great big adventure. It is probably the manliest belt around with a lot of cool features. From its eas…

Ellusionist Pyro Fireshooter

With great fireballs comes great responsibilities and greatness! Use the Pyro Fireshooter to dish out those sweet hot flying fireballs. If you ever p…

Fred Polluted Glasses

Is it time to get wasted again? Pour your favorite booze on some Polluted Glasses and drink like there is no tomorrow. A lot of people get turned off …

Suck UK Punch Bag Laundry Bag

Save some space, hide your laundry and have a fun clean workout with your dirty clothes. That is what you get when you sign up for a Punch Bag Laundry…

Suck UK Skull Sugar Spoon

In case you forgot the Skull Sugar Spoon will always remind you that too much sugar can be bad for you. This utensil is made of stainless steel and ha…

Suck UK Dart Coat Hooks

How would you like to hang your coat on those chromed steel darts on the wall? Or maybe not? It would be such a crying shame to cover it. The Dart Coa…

Cash Cannon Money Gun

For times that you want to feel like a baller or just make a stripper happy you can use the Cash Cannon to spread the love with style. This ABS plasti…

Yellow Jacket Stun Gun Case

Self defense most of the time can be ironic. You got all of these awesome products to keep you safe but usually aren’t there when somebody attacks yo…

Der Ziesel Off Road Driving Machine

It doesn’t matter whether one uses the Ziesel for work or fun. You are always gonna have a good time controlling this off-road driving machine. Use i…

Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

A manly bar of soap three times the size of chick soaps. A rugged block of soap cut from the same factory that has supplied soaps for the US military …

The Knockout Beer Gravity Pipe

Step up your game by getting a nice hit after chugging a bottle of beer using the Knockout Beer Gravity Pipe. A multiple purpose device that instantly…