Thinkgeek Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

Military grade pizza targeting.

No uncut pizza stands a chance when you have in your hands the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter! You have the option to use either just the class II laser or just the flash light. Or Even better use both at the same time! Watch as that 3.5″ diameter cold steel blade cut through thin pepperonis and thick cheese with military laser precision. You know you want to feel that tactical power right before you feel the pizza!
$26 – $30
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