Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

Big manly soap for real men.

A manly bar of soap three times the size of chick soaps. A rugged block of soap cut from the same factory that has supplied soaps for the US military for 20 years. A solid soap with traditional steel cut grains designed to achieve that maximum grip for hardcore rubbing. This soap was not made to help you get laid, it was made to clean you. Meet the Big Ass Brick of Soap for real men.
Under $25

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