380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Cereal Killer Spoon

Maybe you can no longer count the boxes of cereals you have finished ever since you tasted your first bowl. Like the others, at first you were hesitan…

Cannabis Energy Drink

Get your daily dose of energy when you gulp on a can of Cannabis Energy Drink. Its got a unique sweet citrus taste thanks to its hemp seed extract. Th…

Fab Defense Gotcha Tactical Cap

It’s always a good idea to keep some sort of weapon handy in case you find yourself in a situation where you have to defend yourself against threats…

Rifle Tattoo Tights

Let everyone know that you mean business when you walk in with the Rifle Tattoo Tights on. Don’t worry it will not get you in trouble with the TSA or …

Bear Paw Meat Handlers

Use your claws in the kitchen and do things more fun and efficiently. Once you hold the weapon like Meat Handlers you’ll feel the shredding power of a…

Roost Bavarian Beast Bottle Openers

Doing simple things with style can certainly make the experience a whole lot better. Like opening your beer bottle for instance. Don’t just go with a …

Count Blue Ball Python Ring

A lot of people are afraid of snakes and who could blame them, these creatures are often venomous and lethal, but the very opposite can be said when i…

Wizart Studio Baby T-Rex Costume

No one is gonna mess with you once you are inside the Baby T-Rex Costume. Sure this thing will set you back 10,000 USD but hey you get to scare your …

DCI Tattoo Oven Mitt

Finally, a mitten that’s designed to make you feel like a real man! Wearing the Tattoo Oven Mitt will boost your kitchen testosterone level to max. It…

Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky

Ready your taste buds and wipe that drool of your face as you peel away and experience the many flavors of the Wild Game Jerky. Each one has a unique …

Fred Tuff Tattoo Dish Gloves

Tattooed are the words “Wash Hard” with a sailor anchor background and “Dry Young” above a stabbed heart to constantly remind you that clean dishes ne…

Cobra Lily Carnivorous Plant

Into snakes? Yes? Then you’re gonna love this plant. The Cobra Lily is one deadly beauty that attracts people and bugs alike. It gets the cobra name f…

Rogue Ales Sriracha Hot Stout

Mixing hot chili with beer is already old news but when it is Huy Fong’s iconic rooster sauce mix into Rogue Ale’s dark beer that is something to talk…

Venus Flytrap Carnivorous Plant

Hey, some plants need meat too! Well in the form of bugs to be exact. So don’t go on the assumption of that sun, dirt and water are enough to keep eve…