380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Crazy Coolers Motorized Cooler

The Motorized cooler will not only make you look cool but will also keep your beverages cold. Equipped with a 49 cc 4 stroke engine, this machine wil…

Switchblade Comb

When you fix your hair you fix it like a real old school biker gangster man! Use the Switchblade Comb to display your killer good look to the ladies. …

Chocolate Tools

Working on an empty stomach is something that you should avoid, that is unless you can eat your tools like the Chocolate Tools. Then it’s all good. Yo…

Holster Up Brown Leather Holster

Feel like you are back in the wild wild west when you grab hold of your beer from a Brown Leather Holster at your side. This thing is made of real lea…

Thabto Knuckle Duster Mug

Get one heck of a morning boost when you start your day by sipping on the Knuckle Duster Mug. Specially made for the real caffeine hardcores out there…

Megawing Shuriken Magnet

Throwing a shuriken with laser like precision as a true ninja would may take years of intense practice to achieve. For people who don’t have the time …

Megawing Gun Comb

Time to shoot your bad hair day away with an awesome trusty piece that we like to call the Gun Comb. As soon as you draw it from your back pocket peop…

Waku Design X-Ray Deck of Cards

You should already know by now that size doesn’t matter. If you are still in doubt look at the X-Ray Deck of Cards. They are smaller than regular play…

DCI BBQ Branding Iron

Did you just say dibs? We’re not in preschool anymore you know. Better take it to a whole new level using the BBQ Branding Iron. With this in hand you…

Mustard Splash Chopping Board

Don’t be afraid of blood, specially in the kitchen. You should know that it is something that’s necessary for making your meal. No not your blood, we …

Wow! Works Money Adult Beanbag Chair

Sitting on your own fat stack will surely take all your worries away. If you don’t believe us why don’t you try it for yourself. Rest your weary bott…

The Tattoo Coloring Book

Give yourself the perfect excuse to relive your favorite childhood past time with the Tattoo Coloring Book. This 240 paged book is filled with 120 mou…

WORX JawSaw Electric Chainsaw

Cutting tree branches is now easier and safer than ever thanks to the JawSaw Electric Chainsaw. It is electrically powered, weighs approximately 8 po…