Chocolate Tools

Eat the right tool for the job.

Working on an empty stomach is something that you should avoid, that is unless you can eat your tools like the Chocolate Tools. Then it’s all good. You can take a bite at it whenever you want to. This set is made of delicious Belgian chocolate. They are not functional but very realistic looking, if someone saw you they would just stare at you in awe and watch as you eat away your wrench and hammer. You’ll never feel so manly for eating chocolates!
$21 – $25
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