Camp Co UZI Aircraft Aluminum Defender Tactical Pen

This pen can save your life!

Do you know what to do if you are attacked by someone or placed in handcuffs? You can use the Aircraft Aluminum Defender Tactical Pen to get the attackers DNA evidence and use the handcuff key hidden inside its body to free yourself. It is very mobile, measures 6.5 inches long, weighs 2.4 ounces and is made from actual aircraft grade aluminum with a gunmetal color finish. A beautiful looking pen to keep you safe, oh and it writes really well too!

Under $25
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