How to Traumatize Your Children 7 Proven Methods

Correctly and deliberately screw up your kids with skill!

There will come a time when parents feel the need to traumatize their children so it’s always best to do it the right way. The book How to Traumatize your Children is a godsend for parents who want to know how to control their stubborn kids. While the title is a bit controversial, the book itself is actually humorous and written in a way that will surely make you giggle even before you finish reading it.
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