The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

Show those Gnomes who’s the real boss.

As far as lawn ornaments go, garden gnomes are pretty much the most popular. It has come to the point where all the fame has gone to their heads and the gnomes tend to act like they’re the boss of you. The Great Garden Gnome Massacre will take them down a peg or two. This brutal lawn décor depicts a kaiju monster laying waste to a bunch of gnomes, proving once and for all who owns the lawn.
$21 – $25
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