Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Drink on the manliest drinking vessel around!

Do you want to instantly grow a beard, fart lightning bolts and emit an endless aura of manliness? Go ahead and use the Das Horn Drinking Vessel! Legends say that the Norse god Thor (god of thunder duhhhh) use the very same drinking vessel as he randomly threw thunder bolts to unsuspecting drunken vikings, true story!

$21 – $25
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