Mildly Evil Fortune Cookies

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Have an a****** friend who loves Chinese buffet?

If there’s someone that’s annoyed you lately, don’t send them hate mail, send them Mildly Evil Fortune Cookies instead. Send a box of these unfortunate fortunes to your enemy and sit back and enjoy their misadventures. There’s no cutesy phrases in these fortune cookies, just mean ones meant for your ex, in-laws or a noisy neighbor who you’d like to annoy. The best part is, they’ll never know you sent them.
$11 – $15
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