Make It Good Apparel Glow in the Dark Solar System Women’s Bikini Underwear
Sexy underwear is nice to have for when you’re having company over. But the problem with them is that their sexiness disappears when you turn off th…
Mildly Evil Fortune Cookies
Update: The domain mildlyevilshop.com is no longer associated with this product.
Have an a****** friend who loves Chinese buffet?
If there’s someone that’s annoyed you lately, don’t send them hate mail, send them Mildly Evil Fortune Cookies instead. Send a box of these unfortunate fortunes to your enemy and sit back and enjoy their misadventures. There’s no cutesy phrases in these fortune cookies, just mean ones meant for your ex, in-laws or a noisy neighbor who you’d like to annoy. The best part is, they’ll never know you sent them.
$11 – $15
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