The Brain Eater’s Bible: Sound Advice for the Newly Reanimated Zombie

Sound advice for the newly reanimated zombie.

So you’ve recently turned into one, no biggie all you have to do is read the Brain Eater’s Bible: Sound Advice for the Newly Reanimated Zombie and you’ll be alright… Probably? Well, if you somehow end up in the minority and remember everything from your previous life. You’ll know how to hunt those delicious humans, how to properly eat their brains, defend yourself from their lame weapons and most importantly appreciate the beauty of your rotting flesh.

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