The Brain Eater’s Bible: Sound Advice for the Newly Reanimated Zombie

Sound advice for the newly reanimated zombie.

So you’ve recently turned into one, no biggie all you have to do is read the Brain Eater’s Bible: Sound Advice for the Newly Reanimated Zombie and you’ll be alright… Probably? Well, if you somehow end up in the minority and remember everything from your previous life. You’ll know how to hunt those delicious humans, how to properly eat their brains, defend yourself from their lame weapons and most importantly appreciate the beauty of your rotting flesh.

$16 – $20
Similar products on amazon and etsy

More Cool Things to Buy!

AvoSeedo Bowl

Common sense would tell you that growing your own avocado tree from inside the house is impossible, but the AvoSeedo Bowl not only makes it possible, …

Donkey Kong Wall

Relive your gaming experience or your dad’s or you great grand dad’s by building your very own Donkey Kong Wall inspired shelves. This pixelated retr…

The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia

The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia is a good read specially for people who watch the show. This funny book gives you a more detailed description of your…

Mberry Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

These Mberry Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets definitely live up to their name, as they work like a miracle! Each pill is made from a miracle fruit, which …

Big Mouth Toys WTF Slammer Button

There are times in life when you just have to let people know the situation simply called for it. Some of the best times to use such a powerful gestur…

Chameleon Skinz Color Changing Tape

There’s a stack of uses for Chameleon Skinz Color Changing Tape. This temperature-sensitive tape changes color with a touch or a change in temperatu…

Fred Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf

Everyone best know to not cross the line with you when you are wearing the 5 feet long Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf.  But of course there are always those …

Zen Portable Folding Rattan Lounger

Okay so the Zen Portable Folding Rattan Loungers aren’t the best thing since slice bread. But they just look so cool sitting on your dream castle’s f…

Air Button

Smartphones were meant for convenience. However, as technology improves, engineers and programmers try to cram in as many functions in your phone, mak…