Stupidiotic Portable Pizza Pouch

Wear your love for pizza around your neck!

We all like to express our love for those little but important things in life. In the case of one’s fondness for pizza, it would be great if we could wear something that automatically tells people you’re all about the pizza. Short of turning into a ninja turtle, your best bet is the Stupidiotic Portable Pizza Pouch. It’s a ziplock bag that looks like a slice of pizza. With the accompanying neck strap, you can finally wear a pizza around your neck!
Under $25
Similar products on amazon and etsy

More Cool Things to Buy!

FulBelSic Personalized Cloth Doll

At the end of the day everyone loves themselves, but sometimes we forget to take the time out to be alone with me, myself, and I. Now you can take tha…

USB Skull Hub

This USB Skull Hub is a great addition to your collection of gadget accessories. The sinister-looking peripheral resembles the lower part of the human…

IO Hawk

Riding the IO Hawk is a fun new way to move around town. This personal mobility device can carry up to 280 pounds and lasts for up to 12 miles in a s…

Bondic Liquid Plastic Welder

Bond, mold and repair all the broken stuff lying around the house that your regular glue can’t repair. All possible with the help of a product calle…

Vampire Wine Glass

Modern interpretations of vampires present them as powerful and extremely sophisticated creatures, inspiring awe and admiration even from the very peo…

Suck UK Ice Lolly Nail File

A regular nail file looks tacky and not usually carried around, which is unfortunate because you tend to need it even when you’re out of the house. …

Poop Emoji Mask

If you can’t get enough of emojis on your phone and on your shirt, it’s time you put on the Poop Emoji Mask. It may represent something that’s d…

Bookniture

When space is at a premium, people usually forego having extra furniture, which is a shame because it could add a lot to the interior, and they’re al…