Stupidiotic Portable Pizza Pouch

Wear your love for pizza around your neck!

We all like to express our love for those little but important things in life. In the case of one’s fondness for pizza, it would be great if we could wear something that automatically tells people you’re all about the pizza. Short of turning into a ninja turtle, your best bet is the Stupidiotic Portable Pizza Pouch. It’s a ziplock bag that looks like a slice of pizza. With the accompanying neck strap, you can finally wear a pizza around your neck!
$6 – $10
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