Fairgoods Worst Place Ribbon

Even losers deserve a ribbon.

It is a bit unfair that only the winners tend to get ribbons acknowledging their superiority, why can’t the losers get their ribbon too? With Fairgoods’ Worst Place Ribbon, you can give the last placers and the worst performers their due credit, whether for being unreliable, or for performing the worst parking job in all of history. Bear in mind that these ribbons are meant for harmless but crass jokes.
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