UM Tote Bag

How flat can your tote bag go?

Here on Novelty Street we have the cool saying “Flat as a UM Tote Bag”. Which means it’s made of 100% wool felt (recycled materials) and has a zipper on the sides that can go around the whole thing allowing it to open the object inside out, turning it real flat. One can use it in a sentence like “When mom got home early my boyfriend laid under the sofa as flat as a UM Tote Bag”.
$76 – $150

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