380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Marvling Bros Ltd Hot Stuff In A Matchbox

Word to the wise, guys: be sure to keep a reserve of toilet paper in the freezer for this one. Marvling Bros Ltd Hot Stuff In A Matchbox is packing se…

Angioletti Designs Pink & Gold Skull Plate Set

There’s a skull on the platter! Relax, it doesn’t bite. Rather, it reminds one of how short life is. So you better enjoy your food, while you stil…

Rampage Trail Can Utility Tool Box

Let’s be honest, men love their tools, and what they love even more is putting them in boxes. Keep your precious instruments safe by locking ’em up in…

Tactical Folding BBQ Fork

Well don’t we all wish we could have Edward Scissorhands around when we are having a backyard BBQ. Instead, I supposed we can settle for the next best…

Empire Rolling $100 Dollar Bill Rolling Paper

Remember the days when ma used to always warn you about blowing all your money away. Well I say, why blow money when you can inhale it? Empire Rolling…

Bierstick Beer Bong

Whenever you are looking to have the good times roll, all you need to do is whip out the Bierstick Beer Bong. Capable of holding 25 oz. of liquid, thi…

Red Snake Bead Crochet Necklace

Let the Aspid Red Snake Bead Crochet Necklace mesmerize friends and strangers alike as it perfectly lies around your neck. This hand-crafted necklace …

Late for the Sky Zombie-Opoly Board Game

Everybody’s favorite board game is now an undead version of itself! Get sent to jail in this game and you find yourself buried alive! Trade boxes of f…

Whiskey Bones Granite T-Rex Skulls

Ice, it has been ruining good whiskey, scotch, and bourbon since its first use. Stop watering down your favorite libations. A pair of Whiskey Bones Gr…

Smittybilt Gear Front Seat Cover

Organize your vehicle with this military inspired seat modification. The Smittybilt Gear Front Seat Cover is a great way to clear up the clutter in yo…

T-REX Tape

If you need some tape and you need that tape to last then the T-REX Tape is for you! It is specially formulated to be the strongest, most durable, UV …

Adult Madagascar Hissing Cockroach

Gross! Maybe they are, maybe they are not. Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are quickly becoming a popular pet! Your son wants a dog, but then you will …

Onnit Marvel Hero Elite Iron Man Kettlebell

Tony Stark always combines functionality, durability and style into everything he does. With that in mind, the Marvel Hero Elite Iron Man Kettlebell a…

Say It With Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet

Perfect for the cowboy in your life with a soft spot for flowers or the southern belle in your life with a hunger for meat. Whoever they are for and w…

Mech Madness Designs Gepetto’s Folly Wood Mech Hands

Revolutionize your Steampunk cosplay attire as you put on a pair of Gepetto’s Folly Wood Mech Hands. A couple of detailed and highly articulated contr…

Espresso Veloce Nero Carbonio 380

Get your adrenaline pumping as you sip your coffee made from Espresso Veloce’s Formula One inspired espresso maker, the Nero Carbonio 380. This 90’s r…

CandleHand F*ck You Hand Gesture Candle

Go ahead, make my day and light up my finger. Wait! Not that finger! I’m talking about my CandleHand’s F*ck You Hand Gesture Candle. One of the most o…

Michael Rapaport X M.C. Pressure You Fuck You Wrapping Paper

Are you one of those shy people who just cannot properly convey their emotions towards others? Show your true feelings to your friends and family by w…