380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

The Winner Stuff Jolly Roger Brass Paracord Lanyard Bead

Sail the seas with a Jolly Roger Paracord Lanyard Bead by The Winner Stuff. It features a skull with crossbones and a pirate hat. This grinning menace…

Collections Etc. Crocodile Wine Bottle Holder

Surprise your guests with a crocodile that is about to take all of your wine. This unique Crocodile Wine Bottle Holder by Collections Etc. is sure to …

Skull Microphone

Perform in style with this Skull Microphone from Von Erickson Labs. Scream your head off with this mic. Style doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a brain. Wi…

Bone Shaped Pens

These Bone Shaped Pens will remind you that when writing, the pen is a part of your body. Sure it’s not the complete skeletal system but with 5 differ…

The Backyard Gardener Bullet Shell Boutonniere

Look more gentleman-like at a wedding party or any formal event with The Backyard Gardener’s Bullet Shell Boutonniere. This customized boutonniere is …

Blackman Cruz Urchin Bean Bag

Get cozy the eccentric way with the Blackman Cruz Urchin Bean Bag. This peculiarly puffy spiked 27 x 49 inches seat cushion has jet black leather upho…

20lbs 100% A5 Grade Japanese Wagyu Kobe Beef

Looking to invest in the livestock market? 100% A5 Grade Japanese Wagyu Kobe Beef means the best breeding practices and cattle in the world, and now y…

World’s Best Boss Middle Finger Mug

Every executive knows, you’ve got to delegate. That’s why this World’s Best Boss coffee mug has been engineered to free up your hands for sippin…

Q-Bong Beer Bong

Beer pong: An age-old gentleman’s game. But who says this party tradition couldn’t use a little innovation? Pump up the pace of your drinking games …

Mutant Pins Coffee Skull Enamel Pin

Do your veins pump hot coffee? The Coffee Skull Enamel Pin from Mutant Pins is a bold and beautifully conceived accessory to accent your apparel or ba…

Mucha Liga Tequila

Here’s a tequila brand with knockout taste and personality. The three available fine agave spirits from Mucha Liga Tequila all embody, in their uniq…

InfPass Cargo Container Tissue Box Cover

Sniffles have gotten you feeling blue? Well at least you can get cheered-up every time you reach for the tissues with InfPass Cargo Container Tissue B…

Ztylus Stinger USB Emergency Escape Tool

Tools are meant to be useful. And that’s exactly what Ztylus Stinger USB Emergency Escape Tool is. Use it as a daily USB charger or for when catastr…

Richard Symons Techno Steampunk Teapot Sculpture

Now here’s a teapot that even the Mad Hatter would go crazy to for… no pun intended. Richard Symons Techno Steampunk Teapot Sculpture is a nuts an…

United Cutlery M48 Cyclone Fixed Blade Knife

Crocodile Dundee would agree that with M48 Cyclone Fixed Blade Knife, you’ve gotten yourself a real beaut of a weapon, mate. With the might of Twister…

MechMadnessDesigns License Plate-Armor

This body armor says your number is up. When you are getting ready for your next Fight Club moment, strap MechMadnessDesigns License Plate-Armor aroun…

Rainier Weber Designs Gold-Plated AK47 Chair

Now here’s a throne! Sit down, take it easy, relax, unwind…do whatever; just don’t pull the trigger! Just kidding. This bad boy’s not loaded but it’…

Revolver Shaped Screwdriver

Tools and the people that use them are supposed to be pretty hardcore. By using a Revolver Shaped Screwdriver, there’s no doubt that hardcore is exact…