380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Frost Ferrum Forge Hand Forged Rose

You’ll never have to buy a rose again once you own these handcrafted steel roses with a beeswax finish. Imagine handing down the same roses through …

Feto Soap Razor Blade Soap

This is absolutely the most bad ass soap around. Feto Soap Razor Blade Soap is a clear glycerin soap that contains a real steel razor blade inside of …

Smoak Og Cigar Pipe

They’ll think you’re smoking a cigar but are you? With Smoak Og Cigar Pipe it’s a bit hard to tell. This pipe has the look and feel of an actual…

BBQ Dragon Fire Supercharger

Light your charcoal grill quickly and easily with the BBQ Dragon Fire Supercharger. This hands-free lighter clips to any grill and uses battery power …

Ganker Fighting Robot

There are robots and then there are fighting robots. Ganker Fighting Robot might only be small but it’s designed for your entertainment. It can figh…

Reedog Werewolf Dog Muzzle

Make any dog look infinitely more scary with a Reedog Werewolf Dog Muzzle. Complete your fancy dress costume or just scare some kids at the park with …

Papertrophy T-Rex Paper Trophy

For the person that already has everything, how about a Papertrophy T-Rex Paper Trophy? This paper T-Rex comes in red and grey and arrives pre-cut and…

Radius Garden Root Slayer

Get rid of unwanted garden roots with Radius Garden Root Slayer. This multi-purpose shovel digs through sod and roots with ease, using its sharped bla…

Bionic Boot

Want to feel like the six million dollar man? When you’re wearing your own Bionic Boot you’ll be the speediest thing around. These unique boots al…