380+ Super Badass Stuff To Buy Online

It doesn’t really matter whether you are 500-pound gorilla brimming with testosterone or a 5-year-old little girl, because once you get a glance of our collection of the most kick-ass cool things to buy online; your spunk level is gonna to go through the roof! An incredible list of wicked products not made for the faint of heart, you have been warned.

Suck UK Wiper Mirror

Having a mirror in a bathroom is a necessity, because it is used for most activities that you do while inside, such as shaving, washing your face, or …

Suck UK Tattoo Art Drawing Notebook

We’ve all heard of horror stories about people who got a tattoo, only to realize that the design looked horrible once it was inked on their body. Do…

Caltrops Tashibishi Spiked Stopper

If you ever find yourself in your car and being pursued by another driver, what do you do? Panic? Try to outrace them? In our opinion the best way to …

Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack

Carrying 12 beer cans to a party won’t give you enough free hands to enjoy the night. This is where the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack comes in. It’s …

PornBurger Book

Chefs and foodies know that taste is only half of the equation, food has to look as good as it tastes. The PornBurger Book is a cook book that takes t…

Grenade Mug

Most of the time a mug is just a mug, but there are cases where how the mug looks like makes the act of drinking in it much more badass. A great examp…

DCI Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Eating tough and stringy meat can be so frustrating that you’d want to punch things really hard. The DCI Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer takes this …

Savage Punk Cat Battle Armor

Cats are natural hardasses. It’s something they never really grew out of even after being domesticated by man. However, they look cute instead of sa…

Slotdog Hot Dog Slicing Tool

Anyone who’s ever grilled or fried a hotdog knows that you need to make some cuts into the hotdog itself, otherwise you’ll have a burnt and ugly l…

Helmet Dawg Dark As Night Helmet

If you can’t be Batman, wearing the Helmet Dawg’s Dark As Night Helmet could be the next best thing. You can go out into the streets on your bike loo…

G&F Cut Shield Cut Resistant Gloves

Cooking in the kitchen is fun and fulfilling, but kitchen knives pose an actual risk of bodily harm. The G&F Cut Shield Cut Resistant Gloves will allo…