Tin Plate Studios Teatime for Cthulhu Octopus Tea Cup

In the lair of the deep ones, lies our tea.

Your afternoon tea time will no longer be seen as a girly thing that you embarrassingly hide from your neighbors when you have an elder god swimming in your cup. Made from polymer clay, fine china, and resin, this fabulous yet ominous tentacle-filled teacup features the terrifying visage of the dreaded elder god rising from your tea. Of course, this is only a small replica of the actual Chthulhu so you don’t need to worry about losing your soul every time you take a sip.
$76 – $150
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