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Pixel Panties Pixelated Lingerie
The world’s first 8-bit underwear!
If you thought retro gaming could never be seductive, you’ve probably never heard of Pixel Panties before. This is an attractive and fun line of women’s underwear shaped in the 8-bit square graphics of old-school games. These undies are made of 82% polyester and 18% elastane fabric from the Italian manufacturer Carvico, which means they don’t trade comfort for style. Additionally, the panties are laser cut, so they’re completely seamless and adapt perfectly to your body. You won’t find any stitches or sewing whatsoever. An underwear that combines jagged and smoothness in one hot package, it’s what happens when sexy lingerie meets geek culture.
$26 – $30
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It’s a pixel-themed underwear
After a night of intense gaming, Portuguese designer duo Sebastião Teixeira and Cesaria Martins had a dream of sexy women in pixelated lingerie. So, the next day, they followed their dream and after a successful round of crowdfunding, we officially now have the world’s first 8-bit underwear.
Apart from the Classic Black and White Pong undies, Pixel Panties come in different colors and designs, including Mario Fiery Red, Sonic Ultrasonic Blue, Kirby Pink, Game Boy Gray, and ZX Spectrum Teal, among so many others. They are all, as advertised, nerdy and NSFW at the same time.
With all those clever names and options, how can you pass on the chance to pixelate your behind?
Awesome product features
- Perfect geek fit: As fashionable as they are, the Pixel Panties are also designed with your comfort in mind. They’re shaped by laser-cut Lycra squares, allowing them to fit snugly to your body, snug enough that you’ll hardly notice them under your clothes.
- Provocative square cuts: These pairs are more risqué than the traditional panties you probably find from stores, showing a tiny bit more skin. But are also subtle enough for you to wear under your pants without them explicitly showing. Simply put, these nerdy panties are functional yet still seductively stylish.
- Endless design options: Whichever geeky fandom you belong to, you’re likely going to find a panty design you’re going to want to wear and love. These unique pieces of underwear come in a wide variety of vibrant colors, cute patterns, and printed designs.
Who will appreciate this as a gift
Believe it or not, recent findings have revealed that there are now almost as many women playing video games as men.
Similar to males, “girl gamers” also have the need to express their passion for gaming in their own way, and one such way is, of course, through fashion. That’s why the Pixel Panties are great for women who want to feel sexy while showing people they’re gamers. If you’re a guy reading this, stop imagining your nerdy girlfriend or wife in them and actually buy her the sexiest pixelated underwear you can get your hands on. Now that’s geek chic for you.
Because you need to know
Where are they made?
Pixel Panties are manufactured in a plant in Portugal, where strict labor standards are implemented. They’re not made in sweatshops, if that’s what you’re thinking. The plant meets the highest European standards when it comes to safety, wages equality, and environmental impact.
Does it come with a top?
No, it doesn’t come with a top. While some tops have the exact same design as their bottom counterparts, they’re not sold together as a set. So, if you just want bottoms, you can buy them on their own. And vice versa.
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