Suck UK Rockstar Guitar Nail Files

Star quality results.

Feel like a true music celebrity when you file your nails using the Rockstar Guitar Nail Files. Even though they don’t produce any real music, they will still do an excellent job of smoothing rugged nails. Choose from three different instruments that suites your lifestyle, there is Hippie (Acoustic), Rock (Stratocaster) and Metal (Flying V). These small guitars feature a double sided 150/180 grade sand paper, more than enough for a year’s usage. Do a few strums and before you know it star quality results!
$6 – $10
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