You’re so manly even your beer grew a beard!
Drinking beer in cans is already seen as a very manly activity. So what do you do if you want to show that you’re manlier than the other men? You use the Beard Beer Can Koozie. Aside from keeping your drink cool and your hands relatively dry, this koozie also makes it look like your beer can managed to grow a full set of beard. Making you look extra manly than those dudes who only have beards on their chin.