Handmade Cthulhu Ski Mask

Keep your head warm by being an omnipotent deity.

If you’re a fan of H.P. Lovecraft’s most popular creation, you will get a kick out of this handmade Cthulhu Ski Mask. It is 100% handmade from 20% egg protein and 80% acrylic yarn, and comes in a green color reminiscent of the deep sea-hibernating elder god. But the real highlight is the crocheted tentacles at the mouth part, which makes you look like an adorable knitted Cthutlhu. Who knows, this ski mask might actually save you when the real Cthulhu finally wakes from his slumber.
$21 – $25
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