Super Nintendo Gamer Soap Cartridges

Get rid of intense gamer body odor!

Rocking the old Super Mario Kart with friends can sometimes get intense, causing your fragile gamer body to sweat and end up stinking your parent’s house. Lucky for you there is the Super Nintendo Gamer Soap Cartridges, made specially to clean, disinfect and deodorize any hardcore gamer’s body.
$16 – $20
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