Crumpler Vis-a-Vis Clear Luggage

Show the TSA that you got nothing to hide.

Most infrequent travelers get paranoid over the fear that they’re being eyed during security checkups. If this is you, you know how unnerving it can be and the paranoia actually makes you look even more suspicious. The Crumptler Vis-à-vis Clear Luggage helps you get rid of this funk, as the clear polycarbonate trunk shows onlookers exactly what’s inside, and will make the owner feel free from having nothing to hide. Just make sure you keep your undies properly washed and folded.
$501 – $1k
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