i.Con Smart Condom

Do it with data.

How do you really measure up in bed? This “smart condom” uses a nano-chip to measure its wearer’s girth, average thrusting velocity, calories burnt, and much more! Simply place the i.Con’s comfortable, lightweight sensor ring like you would the base of a regular condom. It crunches the numbers; All you’ve got to do is get it on. Download your performance stats via Bluetooth to a smartphone, and share your next-level sex with the whole world.
$76 – $100
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