Arson for Hire Fire Pit Picnic Table

Sit on the hottest picnic table around.

Conversations will quickly warm up with friends when they are sitting around the Fire Pit Picnic Table. Watch everyone’s eyes light up with excitement as the lava rocks maintain a stream of hot fiery flames in the middle of the table. Think of all the fun you can do with it like roasting marshmallows, telling campfire stories and even the simple gesture of warming your hands, all packed in one hot picnic table.
$501 – $1k
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