Zombie Flamingo

The only good flamingo... Is a zombie flamingo!

You don’t have to wait for Halloween to get the Zombie Flamingo. While most of your neighbors decorate their lawn with pink Flamingos, you can be the cheeky neighbor and put something sinister in your garden. The body of these creepy looking undead wading birds are made of durable plastic while the legs are rust-resistant metal. They feature blood-red eyes, metal legs and exposed skeletal system that will scare the hell out of anybody who’ll mess your garden up.
$21 – $25
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