Warm Yourself Lumbersexual Crochet Beard

Nothing is sexier than a lumberjack’s beard.

Do you want to be as manly as a lumberjack while still showing your soft, sensitive side? The Lumbersexual Crochet Beard should be your go-to head accessory. This fluffy crocheted piece makes it look like you’ve grown several years’ worth of facial hair, but closer inspection will show that it’s actually made of hand-knitten yarn. If you don’t like to look old or want a facial hair that matches your actual hair color, you can choose a different color.
$31 – $40
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