Vintage Loser Glow in the Dark Alien Specimen in a Bottle

Get your very own little green man in a bottle.

As countless Internet memes have already proven, many of the mysteries in life can be solved with a simple answer: ALIENS! So if you want a ready made answer to everything in life, get the Vintage Loser Glow in the Dark Alien Specimen in a Bottle. This item is made from resin, a red-eyed green alien figurine, and a clear glass bottle. It works perfectly as home décor or you can keep one in your pocket at all times.
$6 – $10
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