Vader Xray Tote Bag by Vin Zzep

The other secret you didn't know about Darth Vader.

Darth Vader is probably the sneakiest Sith Lord who ever lived. But the Vader Xray Tote Bag exposes his most hidden secret. You guessed it, the banana light saber inside that glossy black helmet of his. One thing is for sure, everything would have been different if it didn’t get squished during his first fall in his fight with Luke.
$21 – $25
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