DIY Originals Renate Pony Rocker Adult Rocking Horse

Rocking horsey for the kinky.

Who says that rockers are just for children? Most people will be shocked with the Adult Rocking Horse due to its NSFW design, making it something that you wouldn’t want a kid to see, much less ride. This rocker has a plywood base and hand-painted visuals. Since it’s DIY, you’ve got to work on it before you enjoy it. The pony girl is dressed in running shorts, tights, vest, and an animal mask to complete the whole exotic horsey package.
$1k – $5k
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