ThinkGeek Remote Control Flying Zombie Shark Air Swimmer

Bloodthirsty brain eating ravenous air drifting shark!!!

In life there is nothing more horrifying than being chased by a blood thirsty Flying Zombie Shark. This remote controlled inflatable undead includes flesh wounds, blood and exposed bones. It even has sharp teeth, ready to terrify the living room. While floating in the air, it moves really slowly similar to how zombies lumber around while waiting for their next victim. This kind of movement is very effective as it sneaks up on people to bite their head off, well as long as there are no sharp objects lying around.

$31 – $40
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