KOHLER Numi Intelligent Toilet

Toilet of the future.

Feel like a space-pilot when you drop your trousers over this incredibly ergonomic innovation in toilet tech. As you’re cuing up your favorite tunes via the toilet’s built-in bluetooth, adjusting a personalized ambient light program, and using motion sensors to lift the seat, use your free hands to pat yourself on the back for doing your part in saving our galaxy: This Intelligent Toilet packs 0.6 gallon per flush efficiency and power-saving settings. Oh, and it’s got a bidet.

$1k – $5k
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