The NoPhone Original

Better than the iPhone?

Know someone who is constantly on the phone? The NoPhone Original is the perfect gift for them. It’s a fake smartphone designed for those that are addicted to their real phone. It has no data plan, no camera, no battery and no wifi. The good news is that they’ll never need to charge it and they won’t smash the screen if they drop it either. It’s completely useless but it makes a good, passive-aggressive point.

$11 – $15
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