Tell the time with concrete and leather.
It’s a glowing mushroom! Mamma mia!
All you need is a gun and a mustache.
The suit says it all.
Celebrate the good old duck hunting days.
Let the girls go sweat-free.
Brick your wallet.
Cosplay in your lingerie.
Ever had a knife on your neck?
Just make sure you don’t get caught.
Give thanks from your undies.
Modern watch with a century old story inside.
Carry the history of time around your neck.
Get cartoon character legs.
I can haz cheezburger shoes?
Be fashionably green.
Dinosaur bones, meteorite and whiskey barrels in perfect harmony.