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Anchorman’s Sex Panther Cologne
60% of the time, it works every time.
Do you desperately need that unyielding Brian Fantana confidence? Just like how the formidable panther stalks its prey, you too can become a total beast, dominating the wild streets with this signature fragrant smell. Sex Panther Cologne for Men is a 1.7oz bottled fragrance product inspired by the movie Anchorman 2. It has juniper, fresh air accord, lavender, sensual musk, cedarwood and sandalwood notes; an irresistible blend of raw animal sex appeal and complex masculine spices, it combines into a powerful nose-stingingly delicious scent. They’ll be so overpowered by your scent, no one will be able to resist your charm.
$31 – $40
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It’s a movie inspired cologne for guys
Officially licensed for the Anchorman and Anchorman 2 movies, this classy smelling cologne will make you feel like a champion – like Ron Burgundy and the whole channel 4 news gang. It is the kind of scent that you could reach for if you are heading out on a hot date. Of course, this cologne would also work if you are heading out to the club and hoping to find your next date.
With strong, masculine fragrance notes that will tantalize the nose and anyone who is near you, together with top notes that smell like juniper and fresh air accord, complemented by lavender and musk heart notes, nothing even comes close to this sensuous combination!
The fragrance may sting the nostrils a little bit when first applied, but has the impressive staying power that you can be confident you’ll smell great all night long.
Awesome product features
- Contains the sex appeal of a panther, but none of the fur: Despite what you might think from the bottle, sadly this cologne does not contain any bits of real panther. However, it does contain the very essence of the panther, distilled down into a suggestive and alluring aroma.
- Attractive bottle design: This might enter your cupboard as just a gag gift, but it is not presented to look like that. Instead, it has a neat black box and slim black bottle, that would not be out of place amidst other colognes. It is well-suited as both a gift and as sneaky treat.
- Great masculine fragrance: Think of the musty scent of the panther enclosure at the zoo. That is not what this smells like. Instead, it is warm, evocative and not too spicy, with a hint of citrus, a clean light scent that should work for most men.
Who will appreciate this as a gift
When it comes to wearing this one, it really isn’t designed for the ladies at all, it is all about the men.
A perfect gift for someone who is confident and upfront, ready to go out and pull whoever he has his eyes on. Or, for someone who wants to be more like that. The brasher he is while wearing this, the more the whiff of this will generate sex panther-like results.
Because you need to know
How much of this should I use at a time?
The amount of sex panther power you obtain from this cologne only increases with the more you use. So spray on liberally to make sure you really get the full benefit!
Is this just a joke product?
Although this emerged out of the amusing scene on Anchorman, it is in fact not a joke. Or not just a joke. It really exists, it really smells good, and it really might work.
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