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Stay Wicked Blood Lube
New meaning to red hot passion.
If your taste for love leans more towards the freakish and unusual, no ordinary slick stuff will do to get you in the mood, unless it’s something like the Stay Wicked Blood Lube. Florida-based couple, Kara Dennis and Christopher Murray have started the idea of making Goth-themed blood lubricants. Their concept is to put blood-colored lube in fake syringes, packaged in miniature black coffins. It’s got a sweet taste, thick consistency, dark red color, and is surprisingly easy to wash-off; perfect for vamps with dark fetishes and those who want to experience a sweet kinky time, while possibly getting a few laughs.
Money Can’t Buy Me Love
It’s a fake blood lube
Blood lubes still remain a much-awaited treat for people with a distinct fetish called, Hematolagnia.
Christopher Murray explains in a New York Post interview that Stay Wicked Blood Lube will always attract people with a sexy vampire fantasy. Sadly, the $50,000 funding needed for the project was not reached on Indiegogo. But in spite of the couple’s failure, they still know that peoples’ thirst for blood fetish is yet to be quenched and hoping to provide a way to satisfy it in the future.
For now, your dream of parting the red sea will have to wait…
Awesome product features
- Bloody “realistic” red: What is expected of the couple’s vampire-inspired red lubricant product? In the couple’s mind, the lubes are dark red to replicate the color and texture of blood. This red lube is just simply irresistible to adventurous people who enjoy the occasional vampire-themed adult play.
- Washable fake blood: Washing the fabrics after incorporating Stay Wicked Blood lube into endless hours of fun is not a problem. Those ugly stains are only temporary and just need regular washing to come-off your lovely sheets.
- Sweet as All Hallows Eve: This fake blood lubricant is an all-year-round Halloween treat for those who seek to venture into the wild side of adult play. A syringe filled with red lube might be enough to excite someone with a dark fetish.
Who will appreciate this as a gift
Even though the fake blood lube set was made with vampire-loving Goths in mind, it can still cater to the needs of all sorts of different kinds of people.
This slippery red ambrosia will also be gladly received by collectors of oddities and strange novelty items, evil occultists, and of course those sexually active witches. The best part? There is no need to wait for a full moon since it is not needed for rituals. *wink *wink
Because you need to know
Is it really safe to eat Stay Wicked Blood Lube?
Water-based lubes are generally safe to eat. According to Durex.co.uk, most water-based lubes are safe to swallow. An indication that a lubricant is this kind is if it doesn’t stain fabric materials. You can always check the label just to be sure.
Are these lubricants compatible with condoms?
Condoms are either latex or non-latex, each reacts differently to different types of lube. Latex may break when used with oil-based lube, but silicone-based and water-based lubes are okay to use with any kind of condom.
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