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Lucid Mattress The Harambed
The world has gone mad! I'm going silverback to bed.
No one ever wants to fall into an enclosure at a zoo. But we all have probably dreamed of being in the warm embrace of the internet’s favorite silverback gorilla, Harambe. And with the Harambed, we can finally turn our dreams into a reality. This mattress looks and feels like the famed primate, being made one-hundred percent of high-quality and luxurious faux fur. It’s designed for pure comfort and relaxation, touting a 10-inch thick deep contouring mattress. It even comes complete with some lifelike gorilla arms for you to snuggle. Now, the spirit of Harambe can live on forever in your bedroom.
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It’s a black furry bed with gorilla arms
Because every single human being on the planet needs good sleep. The designers over at Lucid took it upon themselves to create the most revolutionary bed known to man, the so-called bed of your memes. After a couple of hours of research in the weirdest and dankest parts of the internet, they had their eureka moment and the rest is history.
Harambe may have met a tragic end, but his meme-mory is still going strong. The Harambed is the ultimate tribute to the widely-mourned internet phenomenon, which lets you have a comfortable and relaxing sleep after a hard day’s work while feeling the furry touch of a primate.
Yes, it’s been years since the meme has been popular, but is anyone really ready to forget about Harambe? No? We thought so. Long live Harambe!
Interesting features
- Authentic faux fur: The Harambed is made to look like the legendary silverback it was based off using high-quality, authentic faux fur. The best part is that it doesn’t sacrifice comfort to do all this. Did we mention that it even includes a matching pillow and sleep mask?
- Deep contouring relaxation: The 10-inch thick memory foam mattress guarantees to have you sleeping like the king of the jungle. It has a soft yet pronounced feeling that not only delivers great pressure relief but also conforms to your body, giving you the most relaxing sleep you could possibly dream of.
- Minimum heat retention: Some mattresses absorb more body heat than others, leading to conditions that make it hard for you to get a restful sleep. Not the Harambed, however. See, while it has weighty-looking texture, it actually doesn’t retain heat, nor does it impede airflow through the mattress, satisfying all your nightly cooling needs.
- Extra hairy gorilla arms: Most people love having pillows or stuffed animals to snuggle with when they sleep. This bed offers better – with a pair of dark furry gorilla arms, which lets you feel the protective embrace of Harambe himself while you rest.
Because you need to know
Are those real gorilla arms?
No, the Harambed features an “almost” realistic, life-sized gorilla arms that are made of soft plush materials. You can rest assured that in honor of the loving meme-mory of Harambe, no silverback gorillas were harmed in making this bed.
What are my size options?
It is supposedly available in twin, queen, and King Kong size. Twin-size beds are approximately 38-inches wide and 75-inches long. Queen-size beds, meanwhile, measure 60-inches wide and 80-inches long. Finally, King Kong-size beds are…well, we don’t have the exact dimensions for that, but you can expect it to be just as massive as the giant ape it’s named after.
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