Awkward Engineer Engineering Blueprint Placemat Set

Engineer your way out of hunger.

With this Engineering Blueprint Placemat Set, you don’t have to fret about getting your snacks done. These uniquely designed placemats or ‘blueprint placemats’ provide accurate instructions for preparing simple snacks including peanut butter and jelly sandwich, S’Mores, banana split and ants on a log. The provided directions are so easy that even a child can fix something for himself whenever, wherever, as long as he has these useful blueprints and an innate need to create.
$16 – $20
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