Jumbo Jibbles Giant Carrot Body Pillow

No need for a man when you've got a giant carrot.

For those cold lonely nights when you need someone or something to hug, there’s no need to call a friend. All you need is a 4-foot carrot to keep you company. The Jumbo Jibbles Giant Carrot Body Pillow provides all the snug comfort without the need to commit or be emotionally attached. Its super soft orange fleece full of fluffy polyester fibers is all you need to make you feel warm, loved and happy.
$100 – $200
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