Lucid Mattress The Harambed

The world has gone mad! I’m going Silverback to bed.

Ever dream of sleeping with a dead gorilla? (Wait, that didn’t come out right). Ever long for the warm embrace of America’s favorite and most widely-mourned primate? (That’s better). Boy do Lucid Mattress have a bed for you! Made from 10 inches thick luxurious memory foam and complete with arms for snuggling. This bed is sure to have you sleeping like the king of the jungle. In memory of Harambe, may he rest in peace… and so can you!

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